#PSA I have begun calling #manbuns "bob knobs" because it's the perfect handle for when the dude is giving you a #blowjob ... so just know, if I see you walking around with a man bun, in my mind I've called it a #bobknob and pictured you being a #knobgobblin ... Either grow your hair out and have a pony tail or keep it short/shaved there is no in between Ethan (best hipster name I could come up with on the spot)